break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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