Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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