Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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