How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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