just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Just puked most of my soul out..
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