My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
pray to the hookup gods
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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