All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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