I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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