If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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