He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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