talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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