I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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