Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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