Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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