I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I have fence marks all over my body
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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