Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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