He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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