Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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