Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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