She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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