if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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