Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize