He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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