So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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