You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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