awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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