we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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