I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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