Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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