She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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