Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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