In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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