ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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