pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
my poor anus
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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