pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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