Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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