Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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