I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
dude. I can hear the air.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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