I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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