you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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