new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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