The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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