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I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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