i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Still dying that you shit outside
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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