No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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