its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It's blow job season.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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