Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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