20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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