Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
