The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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