weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
