How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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