I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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